The Names I Use…

I actually have so many names besides from the words written on my Birth Certificate. Well, here’s a list of how people call me and who they are in my life…

IF YOU CALL ME….

Biena – this is my most common name, perhaps because it is my forename of course so if you call me Biena you probably are a friend, an acquaintance, a teacher, a sibling or anyone else.

Biennie – you are either Karina or Kuya Martin

Biena Mich – consecutively, you are also Karen or maybe Anj…

Miche – for the third time… I know you’re Karen (I never thought she’d given me so many names) or my cousin Chax…

Ate Biena – you are my cousin from my father side (for I’m the oldest in the line) or you’re one of my schoolmates whose younger than me.

Rave – you are one of my new friends or maybe you are Chino…

Ditse Rave – you are a member of the Mignon Family… except Kuya Iman, Kuya Irie, Dikong Iggoh and Dikong Igley…

Pink – I bet you’re Sir Bing!!!!

Burnot – you are absolutely my spiderman, Rj…(he’s my neighbor)

Bakedmac – I know you’re Merven…hahaha

Sausage – when I was young people call me “Biena Sausage” but nowadays only two persons call me that name… Merven and Ahyen…

Nini – for sure you’re my mom!

Michelle – you’re Ma’am Alamon! Hehehe

Bez – then you’re John Emerick P. Domingo…my bestfriend.

Oinkii – successively, you are Emerick again!

Bien – ok… ok… *tamad xa mgtype sa cellphone…* Emerick it’s you for the third time!!! Or Ate Zel (influenced by you know who…)

Ui – then you’re my GBF (guy bestfriend) or GF, technically… Frederick P. Garcia… my other bestfriend.

Shine – you’re Leo…

Grgz (gorgeous) – you are Polly…

EIC – you probably be a member of ‘The Immaculate’… specifically, Kuya Aigy…

Sweetheart – you’re my dad!

Biena Michelle – then you are me!!! hahaha (I call my self by my full first name)

Bienskie - Ate Roz, is that you?

Kelly - oh you're my barbie doll Jeneth!

Soulmate - are you Paolo or Glen?